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Yeah, I was a bit ass-ish today. (très comme cul) And I'm proud of it.

(Prends-ça, toi, garce qui t'apelles < blanque >! Va, lèche le trou-de-pisser de la Matrie gitaine! Meurs des MqsTdAS < Maladies qui sont Transmise d'Activité Sexuel > , et retourne jamais!)
^Plenty of harshness to the next person I become ass-ish to.

Continuing with whats written above, the literal meaning took a while for me to come up with, and its kinda nasty. If you do not fancy the pisshole of the Gypsy Motherland, then I suggest that you do not ponder further on the meaning of this junk.

Anyways, this cross country junk is almost over. < sigh > Which leaves a winter full of cross country training for me and me alone. I've already come up with a loop that consists of me running straight out of the neighborhood, out onto Fitzgerald Rd, and into the Fitzgerald cemetary. I'll take a walk across the cemetery for a second, and then run back to finish the loop around the house. Hopefully, they (parents) let me outside the house long enough for me to work up a sweat.

Unlike most asses, I, for one, need to shower. Good day.

I'll be posting in here much more often, now that I think about it. This is like the second time ive made my own userpic. Popaul is slang French for "Dick" supposedly. and i wanted to be very
(Quote)Controversial!!!(Quote). Besides,personally, i prefer "dick" to "ricky" when it comes to nicknamed for a person named richard. and Popaul is so close to my name. compare:

Popaul< ----- >Paolo

see???

What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?


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sexy.

my livejournal is so cool, cuz it has invisable letters and all, that its worth posting invisible porn!!!!






(This blank space is a man and a woman and they're making sweet love under the moonlight)






(This blank space features a large invisable penis-shaped toy partly inside a large invisible sphincter. sexy, non?)








(This blank space features a naked Playboy Girl carressing herself in her invisable "fun spot". This one's a keeper.)








(This blank space is a picture of my foot, for those fetish ppl who find feet attractive and < gasp > sexy)






(This blank space is a picture of a sweet old couple, holding hands next to a sunset beach, sitting on wheelchairs. i find it customary to post at least one non-pornographic, yet highly emotional, picture whenever im having an invisable porno posting rampage)






Didnt my pictures turn you on (except the last one)? I thought so. They are unbelievably kinky.

WORD OF THE WEEK: voluptuous- adj. 1: having strong sexual appeal; "juicy barmaids"; "a red-hot mama"; "a voluptuous woman" [syn: juicy, luscious, red-hot] 2: (of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight dress" [syn: bosomy, busty, buxom, curvaceous, curvy, full-bosomed, sonsie, sonsy, well-endowed] 3: furnishing gratification of the senses; "an epicurean banquet"; "enjoyed a luxurious suite with a crystal chandelier and thick oriental rugs"; "Lucullus spent the remainder of his days in voluptuous magnificence"; "a chinchilla robe of sybaritic lavishness"

i need a hug :-/

im feeling as emo as a gingerbread man :-/

hola! been a while since i used this lj. u should check out the ultra new layout. kinda like virtual imvisible pen.

sc0r3!!! it turns out the filetmignon quarter is where i am. well, im just updating aghain...

Lauren Kay's Survey results, for something. i just wanted to see it.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Lauren
Birthday:	August 20
Birthplace:	Winter Haven
Current Location:	Lake Wales
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	rightie!!
Your Heritage:	Polish/German (50% each)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Nike sneakers
Your Weakness:	uh... like Achilles' weakness or chocolate weakness? I fall for a good romance story, or a sensitive guy... yah...
Your Fears:	SPIDERS!! UGH!!!!, uh, deep water, heights, terrorists, fiery pits, global warming, some teenagers, getting kidnapped, being framed for a crime drowning (all these in no particular order- except SPIDERS ARE NUMBER ONE FEAR!!!)
Your Perfect Pizza:	lots and lots and lots of pepperoni, very little cheese, lots of sauce, and like a cheese/garlic crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Long-lasting relationship, or good grades
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	I don't have thoughts that early...
Your Best Physical Feature:	don't really have one- but I like my eyes- if they were just a little further apart. My hair is nice- I guess...
Your Bedtime:	9:00-9:30- don't laugh @ me *runs and hides under nearby rock from embarrasment*
Your Most Missed Memory:	WAAY too many to count, but I did love our last ski trip to Vermont (two years ago)
Pepsi or Coke:	COKE!!! Except for Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King:	MacDonald's (salad and fries)
Single or Group Dates:	group dates- they are like just getting lots of friends together and having fun- it's not so much 1-1 pressure
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	uhh... eew.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolatey goodness! Vanillaey uckiness!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino :D
Do you Smoke:	only when torched
Do you Swear:	I swear I don't
Do you Sing:	oh yeah- everywhere- it's Opera, and Phantom of the Opera too- I get lots of practice in the shower, cuz no one can hear me or cringe in pain. I once had a shoe thrown at my head for singing opera...
Do you Shower Daily:	no- once a week does it for me. Uh YEAH I shower daily. I don't want to know who honestly put "no" on this question...
Have you Been in Love:	yeah
Do you want to go to College:	yeah
Do you want to get Married:	My main goal in life
Do you belive in yourself:	I guess so...
Do you get Motion Sickness:	If I read too much in the car, yeah
Do you think you are Attractive:	no
Are you a Health Freak:	yeah
Do you get along with your Parents:	really well
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I think they're pretty, as long as I am safely in a safe building
Do you play an Instrument:	yes, I sing (requires music and practice), play piano, and used to play saxophone and bassoon
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	I don't think so...
In the past month have you Smoked:	see above answer
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	see above above answer
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	See above above above answer
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yep- malls are a shopper's dream come true
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	See above above above above above answer
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	See abov- no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes quite a few times
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No.... *nervous glances* J/K, not really
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Nope
Ever been Drunk:	Nope
Ever been called a Tease:	Probably
Ever been Beaten up:	Nope
Ever Shoplifted:	Not to my knowledge, although one time the lady didn't take the little ink thing off my sweater, so people thought I did- BUT I SWEAR I PAYED FOR IT!!!
How do you want to Die:	In my sleep- or doing something I believe in
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a mother, and a wife (married only once)
What country would you most like to Visit:	Scotland or France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Deep blue. Deep blue. (The first answer is what I would want in a guy. The second answer is how I wish I looked.)
Favourite Hair Color:	Brown. Red.
Short or Long Hair:	Short. Long.
Height:	6'0. 5'6.
Weight:	180-200 lbs. 110-115 lbs.
Best Clothing Style:	Whatever flatters them. Vintage.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Medicinal? However many it takes to get healthy. Druggie? None!
Number of CDs I own:	like, 30 or so
Number of Piercings:	1 on each ear
Number of Tattoos:	dozens. The problem is, they keep washing off...
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Just stupid stuff I've said in public that makes me look like an idiot
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'm starting a rock band. Its gonna be called Crackpot Nations.



C'est magnific, n'est-ce pas?!
^Its the Anti French Logo. the words around the petit garcon homosexuel sont "Liberte" "Egalite" et "Anarchie" which mean "Liberty", "Equality", and "Anarchy"


^if u were wondering, its in the shape of a grenade, and the words abouve the hammer and sickle say "Mother Russia" in cyrillic.

ill either do piano or acoustic guitar. which leaves me with a choice of recruiting a bass player, a vocals person, and a drummer. and maybe another acoustic player.

well, im shleepy. g'night.

p.s. i didnt run at all tonight, that sucks HORRIBLY!

aujourd'hui, puisque je n'ai pas des devoirs pour faire, je pourrais faire une promenade a la banlieue! ou... je pourrais jouer le TJ jusqu'a je meurs. au revoir!

(today, since i dont have any homework to do, i could take a walk in the suburbs! or... i could play the VD (Video Games) until i die. bye!)


mdr! tu es tombée comme une merde!

YEAH!!! w00t!!! alright!!!

went to mardi gras today and had so much hard-f-core fun!
i mean, ryan attacks me when i first get in, so that makes it somewhat worth talking about.
it started out with me watching mes petits freres go on different rides. i even went on one with donald, the whirl-around one. it twas fun.

then my little brothers left, leaving me with the wonderful angelique and caroline (in alphabetical order). ja. much fun.

then i worked at the smoothie place... not much happening. sold and made a few. nothing to note there.

then went on a few rides.

then left after talking to chrissy. fun fun.

oof. now that its morning, im twice as bored/boring. i read timm's lj and hes right, my lj did get old for awhile. which is why im completely switching to this one. maybe. i said id completely switch when evryone on my old friends list started posting comments in this one, but i guess im too boring for that to happen.

gosh. now i feel like crap.

hmm..... fuck!

the end.

ja... in the lunch line today, some girl behind me said, "are u looking at that girl's butt in front of u?" and before i realized it, she was telling the girl in front of me i was looking at her butt. and so... i just ignored it... stupid b*tches... at least the girl in front of me decided not to slap. or i wouldve sued. and won.

anyways... im off doing other things... like preparing for tomorrah. sucks how C-days come quickly. C days are my worst days, having all 7 classes in a row is NOT fun and games. and i still hav to practice for International night, which is also tomorrow night. it sucks cuz that means i cant see my julie-san in mardi gras that day.

I emailed yosuke today. I hope he still remembers me, and that he didn't move, and that I got the right email address...

NEW BACKGROUND!!!! w00t!!!

randomness

im so emo...

grr at the world, and those who think all anarchists are a$$h0l3s!!!

^even though most of them are... sauf moi, bien sur.

ehh... im pretty happy, except that ppl think im as weird as babies having babies. or im just plain paranoid...

i hav soo much chores and homework to do, yet i waste it all sitting here and doing nothing all day. im like, so irresponsible! <--::preppy girl accent::

i love the philippines. i starve more here than i do there.

135 lbs. baby! i dun need to lose weight! im perfect as i am.

because of the merck manual, i kno the difference between a pedophile and a piedophile!

escalators are fun!!! they eerily remind me of skiing.

La neige est blanche et me souviens du lait!
(Snow is white and reminds me of milk!)

i just realized how paranoid i am in my own house. when i walk in and the alarm is disarmed for some reason, i head straight for the dishwasher for kitchen knives to protect myself with...

if i dont like you, move to russia.

my mother doesnt like my music. and i fricking listen to john lennon for chrisses sake!

elevator music reminds me of obnoxious ppl who fart in cramped spaces. je ne sais pas pourquoi, il juste fait ca...

dont u hate it when ppl confuse u with the other gender?

ppl smarter than me make me uncomfortable and want to puke.

i hate eating cold lunchmeat

gaspard the french telemarketer says "Ta mere me souvient d'une botte qui pisse!"(your mother reminds me of a peeing boot)

Je prefere personnes qui ont cheveux bleu!

my AIM isnt working. someone IMed me and im fricking signed off...

confused...

Gaspard, the French telemarketer, gave me much advice (like two quotes) on how to cope with life. Thank God for French telemarketers named Gaspard. Without their emotional help, Ask Gary would've been my only option. And quite simply, I don't need Gary if all I'm endager of is depression.

Some Tips on Living. From the Frenchman named Gaspard, of the Telephone

1."Ne mangez jamais la neige jaune. Je la trouve trop salée..."
(Never eat yellow snow. I find it too salty...)
2."On ne peut pas trouver des eskimos à Ouest-Virginie, mais si on va un peu plus nord, raggamuffins
deviennent visible du toit d'une grande immeuble!"
(One can't find eskimos in West Virginia, but if one goes a little bit more north, raggamuffins
become visible from the roof of a big building!)

Pour être continué...

have u every felt bored with life? i mean, sure... IB is a lot of work, and i still hav something to do when im not working on homework. im fricking surrounded by a basketball court, an Xbox, a computer, and food.

but for some reason, i dont feel the least bit happy. im really bored. i dont think spending time with friends will help either. i dunno, its just this overall boredom about things.

uhhhh forget it. im gonna ponder to myself... instead of in a livejournal...

Ollumphadillio, the snut

Once upon a time, there was an ugly hermaphrodite named Ollumphadillio. He was so ugly, that evryone died. then the dutch came along and ruined everything. then they died too cuz Ollumphadillio was that ugly.
then the circus came to town, and all the desolate survivors of Ollumphadillio's ugliness cheered. and they died too. Ollumphadillio was the one man circus.